Source: AP/KSAT Breaking News! Your humble blogger decided to get tested. Yes, after watching for months now all the video images of people having a cotton swab shoved up their nose, I thought I'd like to be featured on the news too. Unfortunately nary a journalist was there to chronicle the event. I'm apparently about … Continue reading Continued Idle Thoughts: This is NOT Your Grandmother’s Q-Tip!
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Last Call!
Carefree on Miami Beach, 6/26/2020 Source: NY Post “As we stand here today, all 50 states and territories across the country are opening up, and safely and responsibly."Vice Président Pence, June 26, 2020 Bars here in Florida are closing yet again. Darn the luck. I hadn't actually gotten to one yet, but sitting amongst some … Continue reading Last Call!
Continued Idle Thoughts: Raising Spirits and Eyebrows
(With respectful apologies to blogger Leslie at Praying for Eyebrowz) Funny, the hair stylist makes this look so easy each time..." Barber shops are now open here, but I remain resolute that I will steer clear of such perilous primp. I am, however, noticing that the 'ol eyebrows are taking a frightful turn towards Leonid … Continue reading Continued Idle Thoughts: Raising Spirits and Eyebrows
On Medical Visits: My Dentist Forgot to Social Distance
Source: Clipartix.com So what's considered a luxury vs. a necessity at the moment? I haven't gotten a haircut in about eight weeks. Unlike those freewheeling cats up in Georgia, Florida remains, ahem, cautious, and is keeping its salons and barber shops closed for the moment. I certainly could use a good shearing, but I admit … Continue reading On Medical Visits: My Dentist Forgot to Social Distance
Continued Idle Thoughts: “I Don’t Know, What Do You Want to Do?”
Keep moving, folks. Nothing to see here... As the days begin to blend together, I feel a strong kinship now to Violet, the Dowager Countess of Downton. What's a weekend? Someone on social media recently asked, "What Do You Miss?" Nearly all of the comments from people were endearing: getting together with friends, hugging relatives, … Continue reading Continued Idle Thoughts: “I Don’t Know, What Do You Want to Do?”
I Gotta Right to Sing The Blues
Screen shot of S&P 500 via Google 4/15/2020 Bylaw 1.7(a)(4-3) of this blog's charter states... 'A topical post relevant to retirement must be published at least three times a year.' "Seriously?! You're really going to take your readers THERE? You could also write about the virtues of removing impacted wisdom teeth; people are about as … Continue reading I Gotta Right to Sing The Blues
Continued Idle Thoughts: Come Pray With Us in Florida!
River at Tampa Bay Church Source: Tampa Bay Times After resisting earlier calls to enact a stay-at-home order, the governor here in Florida finally issued one earlier this week. It mirrors those of other states, allowing citizens to go out to grocery stores, visit a healthcare provider, fill up a car at a gas station, … Continue reading Continued Idle Thoughts: Come Pray With Us in Florida!
Idle Thoughts As We All Remain on Idle…
Source: Gamecareerguide.net With our gym closed, I've taken to aerobic walking around our condo development each morning. I keep seeing the same people at the same times, and it reminds me of working full time again. It's like saying hi to Barry from accounting six times a day as we pass one another in office … Continue reading Idle Thoughts As We All Remain on Idle…
A Cracked Thermometer: My Tale of Social Distancing Gone Amok.
Source: BH Photo Video And how's your life going? Everyone healthy still? No sniffles, sneezes, or coughs? Got plenty of toilet paper? I must admit, the toilet paper hoarding amused me. It's as if people were ready for a major attack of both Montezuma's Revenge and Chinese Restaurant Syndrome. "Emperor, meet General Tso!" We're about … Continue reading A Cracked Thermometer: My Tale of Social Distancing Gone Amok.
Clean Hands Doctrine
Source: Cleanpng.com Hey, it's been a while! But whoa, whoa, dear reader, not so fast there with the physical affection. Just move back, thank you very much. I have missed you, and I do sincerely love you, but let's just agree that we'll hold off on the hugs and kisses for a while okay? We … Continue reading Clean Hands Doctrine
Snakes in the Grass 
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